"Humorous" Quotes . Top 26 Short Quotes About "Humorous"

"I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better."

--- A. J. Liebling

#Humorous #I Can #Writing

"An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose."

--- A. P. Herbert

#Humorous #Enjoy #Purpose

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

--- A. Whitney Brown

#Humorous #Animal #Vegetarian Food

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait."

--- A. Whitney Brown

#Humorous #Kuwait #High School

"The brand is lying about something, or at least misrepresenting it. When I read a bottle of shampoo or moisturizer or other beauty product, I always perceive a dark subtext. The words haunt me. It comes across as humorous to the reader/audience, but in fact the words really do make me a little bit queasy. Nothing is as easy or natural as consumer brands want us to think - no problem is as resolvable. Your hair will fall out, eventually. Yet we do have these brands, and we line our shelves with them. There's an inherent irony."

--- Aaron Belz

#Thinking #Want U #Beauty Products

"Women who miscalculate are called mothers."

--- Abigail Van Buren

#Humorous #Mothering #Mother Proverbs

"Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding."

--- Abraham Kaplan

#Humorous #Encounters #Needs

"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"

--- Abraham Lincoln

#Humorous #Faces #Insightful

"A jury too often has at least one member more ready to hang the panel than to hang the traitor."

--- Abraham Lincoln

#Success #Humorous #Lawyer

"If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."

--- Abraham Maslow

#Problems And Solutions #Students And Education #Humorous

"The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg."

--- Abraham Maslow

#Humorous #God #Sitting

"Never forget that it is the spirit with which you endow your work that makes it useful or futile."

--- Adelaide Hasse

#Humorous #Forget #Spirit

"A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist."

--- Adi Da

#Humorous #Money #Needs

"I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them."

--- Adlai E. Stevenson

#Thinking #Humorous #Truth

"In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes."

--- Adlai E. Stevenson

#Humorous #Risk #America

"It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse."

--- Adlai E. Stevenson

#Thinking #Inspiring Leader #Humorous

"You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are."

--- Adolphus Busch

#Brewers #Humorous #Money

"Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does."

--- Al Bernstein

#Thinking #Humorous #Knowledge

"Vote early and vote often."

--- Al Capone

#Humorous #Democracy #Vote

"I don't even know what street Canada is on."

--- Al Capone

#Humorous #Canada Being Great #Streets

"I occasionally get birthday cards from fans. But it's often the same message: They hope it's my last."

--- Al Forman

#Lasts #Humorous #Fans

"I didn't realize I was in a Buddhist temple."

--- Al Gore

#Realizing #Temples #Buddhist

"Throughout most of my life, I raised tobacco. I want you to know that my own hands, all of my life, I put in the plant beds and transferred it! I hoed it! I've dug in it! I've sprayed it! I've chopped it! I've shredded it, spiked it, put it in the barn and stripped it and sold it!"

--- Al Gore

#Tobacco #Stupid #Humorous

"It seems an easy choice - sacrifice the tree for a human life - until one learns that three trees must be destroyed for each patient treated. Suddenly we must confront some tough questions. How important are the medical needs of future generations?"

--- Al Gore

#Stupid #Patient #Humorous

"Feb. 9, 1999 Dear Friend, Without your previous support, Bill Clinton and I would not have won our victories for the American people in 1992 and 1996. ... And to win in 2000, I need you by my side."

--- Al Gore

#People #Stupid #Humorous

"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

--- Al McGuire

#Humorous #Black Humor #Hilarious

26 "Humorous" Quotes