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"I know how men think when they're not responding to questions in a clinical study."

--- Steve Harvey

#Thinking #Know How #Study

"I don't see the women as a problem. The women are doing all they can do. They're heading up households; they're single parents; they're breadwinners; they're the 'mamas,' they're the 'daddies,' they're the 'uncles.' They take the kids to school; they take them to doctors, you know? They take them to games. I see it all the time."

--- Steve Harvey

#Kids #Doctors #Mama

"A woman can't change a man because she loves him. A man changes himself because he loves her."

--- Steve Harvey

#Can't Change #When A Man Loves A Woman #Men

"I ain't no author, man . . . my writing skills are not of "New York Times" best-seller quality, trust and believe it ain't. My vocabulary ain't."

--- Steve Harvey

#New York #Sellers #Trust And Believe

"You have to pick your places to "step up" and you have you pick your spots. If you're just going to run out there, and, just be what/who you want to be, then you won't be that long."

--- Steve Harvey

#Steps #Long #Running

"You're an investigator - can't nobody find stuff out like a woman. Y'all put the police to shame, make the little investigative tricks they show on CSI and Law & Order: SVU look like counting lessons on Sesame Street."

--- Steve Harvey

#Order #Csi #Law

"God has positioned me just this way to be just like I am, to say what I say how I say it."

--- Steve Harvey

#Way

"I'm just a living witness that you can be an imperfect soldier and still be in the army fighting for God Almighty. Don't you think you got to be perfect 'cause I ain't."

--- Steve Harvey

#Thinking #Fighting #Success

"We all think that this relationship thing is a game out here. All I'm saying to women is, "Okay. If it's a game, here are the rules that we play by"."

--- Steve Harvey

#Thinking #Play #Okay

"When people think you are speaking against them as a group, they try to shut it down out here."

--- Steve Harvey

#Thinking #People #Trying

"Don't be afraid to lose him, because if a man truly loves you, he's not going anywhere"

--- Steve Harvey

#Love You #Loses #Men

"A guy that's really serious about you, he's gotta be talking to you, he's gotta want to have one-on-one, in-your-face interaction. That's how we are."

--- Steve Harvey

#Success #Faces #Harvey

"I was always a dreamer with high aspirations, but I kept coming up short my whole life."

--- Steve Harvey

#Aspiration #Whole #Dreamer

"There's a lot more to me than just funny."

--- Steve Harvey

"Ask any guy if sex is important in a relationship and the one who says no is lying. I just haven't met that guy yet. When you meet him, let's get him in to the Smithsonian - he's that special and rare."

--- Steve Harvey

#Mets #Asks #Havens

"There many guys out there who are actually fishing for a woman whom they are planning on keeping. But there are guys out there who are just sports fishing - catching them and then throwing them back into the ocean."

--- Steve Harvey

#Catching #Fishing #Sports

"There has been nothing more impactful on my life and meaningful to me than the introduction of Christ. That, hands down, blows away every joke I've ever written."

--- Steve Harvey

#Blow #Introduction #Written

"Don't hate the player; change the game"

--- Steve Harvey

#Hate #Don't Hate #Player

"All I'm telling you to do is to be smart about it. Know that if this man isn't looking for a serious relationship, you're not going to change his mind just because you two are going on dates and being intimate. You could be the most perfect woman on the Lord's green earth-you're capable of interesting conversation, you cook a mean breakfast, you hand out backrubs like sandwiches, you're independent (which means, to him, that you're not going to be in his pockets)-but if he's not ready for a serious relationship, he going to treat you like sports fish."

--- Steve Harvey

#Mean #Green #Smart

"God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it."

--- Steve Harvey

#People #Success #Forget

"A man fishes for two reasons: he’s either sport fishing or fishing to eat, which means he’s either going to try to catch the biggest fish he can, take a picture of it, admire it with his buddies and toss it back to sea, or he’s going to take that fish on home, scale it, fillet it, toss it in some cornmeal, fry it up, and put it on his plate. This, I think, is a great analogy for how men seek out women."

--- Steve Harvey

#Thinking #Mean #Reason

"Act like a lady think like a man"

--- Steve Harvey

#Thinking #Harvey #Boss

"God has given me a life far beyond anything I ever dreamed about. God is, man, God is something else man."

--- Steve Harvey

#Men #Given

"Failure means you've now learned another valuable lesson that pushes you one step closer to success."

--- Steve Harvey

#Mean #Steps #Valuable Lessons

"You are never too old to reinvent yourself."

--- Steve Harvey

#Success #Reinventing Yourself #Faith

"If you don't have a base - you can't not have a spiritual base and survive. That's probably what has kept me out of the tabloids. Then I go home, I've got a family, and I keep my wife in front of my head."

--- Steve Harvey

#Tabloids #Fronts #Spiritual

"A lot of times we expect people who get money and fame to suddenly become this "role model" or this "icon." That ain't how it works. Money and fame - all it does it just allows you to be more of who you really are."

--- Steve Harvey

#People #Get Money #Roles

"The [Steve Harvey] foundation started originally about the educational needs of children. But, as I got into it more and more, one of my main objectives became mentoring programs for young African American men because that's our problem in our community - it's the African American men."

--- Steve Harvey

#Our Community #Mentoring #Harvey

"You can be happy, or you can be right. If you want to be part of a couple and win every argument, you're in trouble."

--- Steve Harvey

#Success #Argument #Harvey

"Love is never going to go out of style, a man is always going to want to have the love of a woman. She just needs a game plan to work out how to get his love."

--- Steve Harvey

#His Love #Game Plan #Style

"Man didn't put me in this place [in entertaining industry]. I'm in this position because of God. And so, if man didn't put me in this place, I really don't see no man that can take me out of here."

--- Steve Harvey

#Industry #Take Me #Position

"Let him treat you like a lady and open the car door for you. If he doesn't automatically open the door for you, stand by the darn thing and don't get into the vehicle until he realises he needs to get hid behind out of the driver's seat and come round and open the car door for you. That's his job!"

--- Steve Harvey

#Realising #Treats #Drivers

"Women are the real reason we get up every day. I'm talking about real men. If there were no women, I would not even have to bathe, because why would I care? These are guys I'm hanging with. I wake up for a woman every day of my life to make it happen for her."

--- Steve Harvey

#Real Men #Reason #Success

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